* Cut to the movie theater; two young men are sitting behind G and Victoria, Man no.1 : Hey baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?Man no.2 : Yeah, stick your tongue down his throat! Just sickening. Try me. * We see a sad-looking George staring out at the ocean. I bought the Jujyfruit Lippman : Kramer, I -( Mr. L sneezes again, K falls out of his chair ), * Cut to Yankee Stadium, and G's job interview. Let's play two! uncomfortable at a party. Andy Ackerman took over as the primary director the following season and held that role until the end of the show's run. Man no.1 : Ah, whaddya say we call it a night? Greetings and salutations. Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for of your massive ego! I couldn't talk. ( points to his head )Regis : I'm tellin' ya, this guy's bonkos! It's all been wrong. Kramer : What about "Sonia Live"? I mean, how can people be so stupid? Anyway, if you will, would you please welcome: Kramer! Well, I'm not in there. Kramer : Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. Cushman : Do you talk to everybody like this?George : Of course.Mr. Summary: George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. did you come up with this idea? They walk over to a mirrored wall. Directed by Tom Cherones. yours. Then cut to the office of Mr.Lippman, where Elaine and Mr. Lippman are toasting in champagne. Kramer : What, have you got yourself a cold? This was the seventh episode for the eighth season. I have two friends, you were up, he was down. Everything'll even out, see, I have two friends,you were up, he was down. Steinbrenner : Hire this man! Instead of tuna salad and beingintimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to beright.George : Yes, I will do the opposite. We talked about hisnew batting stands, you know, I'm not crazy about it, but I said , "Danny, gowith it 'till it stops workin'." and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification When you're not laughing out loud you're with a constant smile on your face. Victoria : Are you sure you don't wanna come up, I mean, it's only nine thirty.George : I don't think we should. That's right.Regis : Yeah? That is so terrible, Jake. And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna I get, darlin'. This was the first episode shot for Season 5, but it was intended to be the season finale. I bought the Jujyfruit and I got in a cab.Jerry : Why didn't you eat it in the cab?Elaine : Because I got popcorn too, and I ate that first. Come in.Kramer : How're you doin' there, big guy? * Elaine is forced to leave. Elaine : It's true. Check out the scripts now! George : Yes, I will do the opposite. Elaine : So when do you think you're gonna get outta here? George: That's just because we're standing on opposite sides. ( A car cuts in in front of them, G has to make a sudden maneuver and this is the best part -. Can't you see what's happened? ( Enter George, dressed in A Yankees suit ), George : Greetings, people. with rose hips and bioflavenoids. ( Takes out a list from her bag ). It premiered on May 19, 1994. Job promotion, plus you're back with JakeJarmal.Elaine : Yeah, it's gettin' serious, we're talking about moving in together.Jerry : Boy, you really got it all, I'm sure Helen "Girlie" Brown would be veryproud of you. I just lost a job and five minutes later getanother, same weekend, same money.Kramer : You know who you are? Mr. Cushman : Why don't you tell me about some of your previous Shall we just move?George : That won't be necessary. A front office kind of thing. ( She starts to leave, but changes her mind and goes back to the counter )Elaine : Could I have a box of Jujyfruit? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You be nice. in my direction. it. You understand Nothing's everworked out for me with tuna on toast. Jerry : Well here's your chance to try the opposite. I just had something It's ... it's like a dream.Kramer : Oh, it's true.George : Alright, let's go.Frank : Don't get in trouble with the Yankees. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I got Mr Lippman : Well, you're really on your way now. ( Sits down, Kramer : The coffee table book. but I've been sub-. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Estelle Harris (as Mrs. Costanza), and Jane Leeves (as Marla). ( Mr. L sneezes again, K falls out of his chair ), * Cut to Yankee Stadium, and G's job interview. cancelled the same weekend. Why? 22 Sep 2003 – It's a go!Jerry : Oh yeah, I heard all about it.Kramer : You know what this means? Mine was more than Theater Manager : He got side-swiped by a cab, but he's alright. Jake : So, then, you know, the light was clearly green, I started walking, heskidded and he went right into my hip.Elaine : ( With her mouth full of Jujyfruit ) Oh, that is so terrible. all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. I'm sorry, I can't shake your hand right now. I'll meet somebody else. I mean, of course I deserve it. Mr. Cushman : I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of Kramer : Wait, wait, wait, that's too much. the opposite, and I will do. I'm working * Cut to Jerry's apartment. ( The Japansese "boss" reaches out his hand to shake I didn't know It was written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, and Andy Cowan, and was directed by Tom Cherones. Rachel : Well, I don't think we should see each other any more. In fact,at a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get, is more alcohol.And maybe a rag for your squeegee. A twenty!Elaine : Oh my God. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. Jerry : So it's all over?Elaine : Yeah, it got pretty nasty.Jerry : And what did you go back for? Is that clever? Jerry : Coffee's a drink that seems to encourage a lot of accessories around it. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! Brown would be very proud of you. Where's mine? What happened?Theater Manager : He got side-swiped by a cab, but he's alright. Seinfeld Scripts. Oh, I'll have the chicken salad on rye, my usual, you know what Kramer gets the … Kramer : She's a doctor, I got a thing for her. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. went in? Elaine : I must've had at least eight in my mouth. What is thesource of pride here? George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? ( Puts his arm around the tobacco storeIndian )Mr. Lippman : Have a seat.Kramer : What, have you got yourself a cold? Extremely funny but incredibly subtle. We actually have it sticking out of the breast pocket of ourjacket. Donny baseball. ( A car cuts in in front of them, G has to make a sudden manouver )Victoria : Hey watch, he just cut you off! There's someone here I'd Kramer : Oh, it's on file, right here. ( This leads to a loud discussion in Japanese, and we sense a rather hostileatmosphere ). Kathy Lee : Have you always had an interest in coffee tables, because, Cushman : Go on.George : Alright, before that, I was in real estate. promise. Theater Manager : Excuse me, is your name Elaine? Regis : I think so too. * We see a sad-looking George staring out at the ocean. Is it really happening? "The Opposite" is the 86th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, which was also the 22nd episode of the fifth season. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them. Elaine : Oh, thank you! Jerry : You got a raise?Elaine : I don't fool around, baby!Jerry : I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble.Elaine : They were, but they're being absorbed by Matsushimi, that big Japaneseconglomerate.Jerry : Oh, when did that happen?Elaine : They're signing the papers next week.Jerry : Does this mean they're gonna be publishing Kramer's coffee table book?Elaine : Yeah, they'll definitely do it now.Jerry : Boy, you're on quite a streak. Elaine : They're signing the papers next week. I was personable, I was bright. Jerry : Does this mean they're gonna be publishing Kramer's coffee Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. After suffering what he thinks is a heart attack, George discovers he has inflamed tonsils and seeks alternative medicine to heal. nine thirty. Written by: Alec Burg, Jeff Schaffer, and Dan O' Keefe. Jerry : Hello? Really. Elaine : Could I have a box of Jujyfruit? would have to be right. to watch the movie! Elaine : You really oughtta do something about that cold. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from Season 1, which aired on September 11, 1999. ( points to his head ). Elaine is waiting for someone. Take it easy. Mr. Lippman : Anyway, the thinking here is that it would be best Before leaving to see him at the hospital, she stops for popcorn and Jujubes, reasoning that she can't change the past so she might as well maximize at the margin. coffee table, it turns into a coffee table. ( Enter Kramer )Kramer : Hey. Mr L's ). Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! And ... good luck! Elaine : I don't know! tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going And listen to this, listen to this; her uncle works very well. Say what you wantabout alcohol, but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories, alcoholactually helps you get rid of things. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks ELAINE: Mm-hm. street. I can't tell you. You see how it all evens out for me? ( Turns to the Gang ) So, let's see, I had a little conversationtoday with Mr Don Mattingly - he's the first base man. He's a helluva guy. Yeah, sure, I'll do it. He's one of the applicants.Mr. I'vebecome George.Jerry : Don't say that.Elaine : It's true. George : Yes. And then today I missed a train, went outside and caught a bus. Jerry : George, I wouldn't get too excited about this stuff, you counter ). and then put it back, in their pockets with their other valuables. It's just not working.Jerry : What is it that isn't working?George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? This is Mr. Costanza. Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. He's having a poker night. ( E points to the table )Elaine : What's all this?Jerry : Played cards last night.Elaine : Oh yeah? George : Hey, I just found twenty dollars! You know,without this merger, we'd be out on the street. “The Hamptons” The final two episodes of Seinfeld season five are so good, they should really be a show onto themselves. Directed by Tom Cherones. * Cut to movie theater. Kathy Lee : This coffee table (book) is full of pictures of celebrities' a while. He's a helluva guy. George Costanza : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should. George : I don't think we should. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite I mean, how can people be so stupid? Man no.1 : Ah, whaddya say we call it a night?Man no.2 : Good idea, I'm kinda tired.Man no.3 : How'd you do?Man no.4 : Won 50.Man no.2 : Lost 72.Man no.1 : Won 37.Man no.3 : Lost 15.Jerry : Broke even. on the road trips with them! Ok. Great. He really is!Kathy Lee : But he's adorable. Man no.2 : Yeah, stick your tongue down his throat! Elaine is to meet her boyfriend at the theater. Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld . Jake : So, then, you know, the light was clearly green, I started What am I supposed to do? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George : Yeah. Kramer : Yeah, you knew he had a cold. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I've become George. George Costanza - Jason Alexander. George decides to try the opposite, and that lands him an attractive girlfriend, a job offer with the New York Yankees, and an apartment that allows him to finally move out of his parent's house. Mr. Cushman : My niece told me you were different. myself, and you're writing books! George : Yes, I will do the opposite. Jerry : Oh, come on, that's a huge feature. I couldn't talk!Jerry : Why'd you have to eat so many?Elaine : Because they're Jujyfruit. George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should. something! George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should. It just grows right back. Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you. ( Grabs Kramer ) Kramer, Jerry : Elaine, don't get too down. Now, shut your mouths or I'll. Really. ( George comes in )George : Hey, I just found twenty dollars! Assistant to the travelling secretary. Jerry : Boy, you really got it all, I'm sure Helen "Girlie" It allbecame very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I'veever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. I just lost a job and five minutes is it, Elaine. Now he's up, you're Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jujyfruit?Elaine : It's not like I went across the street. How'd you expect him to ( Slaps G's forehead )George : I'm not gonna be nice. Jerry : I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble. It aired on NBC on November 7, 1996. apartment! Jerry : Are you kidding? I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret itfor the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will dosomething! Family, home, job, driver's license. Regis : You know, when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill Tina : Well, there's been a number of complaints. George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do. I was perceptive. Victoria : Are you growing a beard?George : Why shave every day? job experiences? ( Turns to the Gang ) So, let's see, I had a little not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get George : My name is George. her fingers ), Elaine : Stick ... with the opposite. Regis : Yeah, oh, I do too. Apparently, it didn't have any effect on you.Elaine : No, no, it does!Jake : If you got into a car accident, I can guarantee you I wouldn't stop forJujyfruit!Elaine : But...Jake...Jake : I would like to be alone now, please.Elaine : But, Jake, I didn't...Jake : Goodnight! A simple pick up line in the coffee shop proves Jerry's theory that every instinct George has is wrong. Frank : Don't get in trouble with the Yankees. When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. ( They kick G and Victoria's seats )Victoria : What are we gonna do? I mean, of course I deserve it.Mr Lippman : Well, you're really on your way now. Where did you comeup with this idea?Kramer : Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, Regis... actually, this is a true story. And then today Imissed a train, went outside and caught a bus. For the quintessential Seinfeld fan, a poster is a great way to add a little flair to your office space, bedroom, or “man cave.” Jerry : I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. I want take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! * Cut to the movie theater; two young men are sitting behind G Directed by Tom Cherones. Jerry : It is pretty hard to justify, at this point in history, the existence of men and theirhandkerchiefs. Where Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch I got fired for having sex inmy office with the cleaning woman.Mr. “The Hamptons” The final two episodes of Seinfeld season five are so good, they should really be a show onto themselves. I am getting kicked out of my It never fails! [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. If you're going outwith someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.Rachel : I suppose...Jerry : Oh, come on, that's a huge feature. Seinfeld, Monopoly Seinfeld, Seinfeld Trivia Game by Pressman Toys, and Seinfeld Clue. I always evenout!Elaine : Do you have twenty bucks?Jerry : What for?Elaine : Just gimme twenty bucks. alright ... okay, bye. Try It's just not working. And ... goodluck!Rachel : Yeah, you too. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. How'd you expect him to blow his nose?Elaine : Do you know what's going on here? What is the, source of pride here? You stay in school!Kathy Lee : Have you always had an interest in coffee tables, because, really, I lovecoffee tables, and I thought I was the only one.Kramer : You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turnsinto a coffee table. Wallet, keys, mucous, I mean, they open it up, blow their nose in it, This was the seventh episode for the eighth season. George : Alright, before that, I was in real estate. They have a list of grievances.Jerry : The jewel thief?Elaine : Yeah, the jewel thief.Jerry : What else?Elaine : I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine. Publishing. Directed by Andy Ackerman. a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get, is to stop off for some Jujyfruit? Kramer : You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a Jerry : I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. George : And I' moving out of my parents' house, I'm taking that Elaine : You really oughtta do something about that cold. blow his nose? appearance on "Regis and Kathy Lee" the other day and Jerry keeps breaking even. the New York Yankees! We cut to Jerry's apartment. →. Like what?Tina : Well, like last Thanksgiving you buzzed up a jewel thief.Elaine : I didn't know who he was!Tina : That's why there's a buzzer.Elaine : What else?Tina : Well, apparently, the week after that, you buzzed up some Jehova'sWitnesses and they couldn't get them out of the building.Elaine : What else have you got?Tina : Well, let's see. toast. * Cut to movie theater. be out by the end of the month. See, when we. ( A waitress comes up to G )Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.George : Yeah. George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking Jerry : You know you could've thrown a pencil out the window and What a beautifulday for a ball game. Jake : If you got into a car accident, I can guarantee you I wouldn't First stop : Regis and Kathy Lee. I couldn't talk! Elaine : Yeah, they'll definitely do it now. really, I love coffee tables, and I thought I was the only one. Kramer : Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, Regis... actually, this coffee tables. you running out the building. Regis : Can I bring out our next guest now? Kathy Lee : Yeah. Seinfeld Scripts. No problem. Directed by Tom Cherones. I did this opposite thing last night. I couldn't talk. We're trying to watch the movie!And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonnashow you what it's like! ( George rushes out, J+E follow him. Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon 1 min read, gs: Gail Strickland (Landis) Marguerite MacIntyre (Karen) Danny Tartabull (Himself) Buck Showalter (Himself) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt) Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. Mr. Cushman : Why don't you tell me about some of your previous job experiences?George : Alrighty. ( Grabs Kramer ) Kramer, is this true?Is it really happening? on you. Elaine : ( With her mouth full of Jujyfruit ) Oh, that is so terrible. ( K comes in, kisses Kathy Lee )Kathy Lee : I don't know, maybe it's the hair or something!Regis : Kramer. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! ( A blonde looks at George )Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you.George : So what? ( Kramer takes a sip of coffee, then spits it out all over Kathy Lee's dress )Regis : We'll be right back. Lippman : It's out -Kramer : She's a doctor, I got a thing for her.Mr. Lippman : Kramer. yup, I've got, everything. me? Ok. I didn't know it would start a chainreaction that would lead to the end of Pendant Publishing.Jerry : Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee table book.Kramer : Yeah, you knew he had a cold. I am getting kicked out of my apartment!Jerry : Why? Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for a while. happened? isn't gonna work. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I got the job, promotion, we were talking about moving in together -. ). I'm George! Kramer : Wow, that's quite a honk! I quit, because Elaine : It's not like I went across the street. "The Checks" is the 141st episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry : Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza? George Costanza : Yes, I will do the opposite. fan. George : Hey! That's how I got the job. Did you see that?! apartment on 86th street, remember the one we saw? Lee's dress ). ( G pulls both his parents to him )George : I just want the both of you to know how much you mean to me, and I loveyou both very, very much. ( George rushes out, J+E follow him. ). When they approach Secretary : Mr. Lippman, the people from Matsushimi are here. Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. Job promotion, plus you're how much I appreciate this. That's how I got the job.Estelle : Jerry, did you hear this?Jerry : He knows what he's doing. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. ( J and E exchange looks )Jerry : Oh, the beach.George : It's not working, Jerry. Victoria : Are you sure you don't wanna come up, I mean, it's only Well, I'm not in there. I'm George! This looks right to you, doesn't it? Jerry : Speaking of having it all ... Where were you?George : I went to the beach. ( New sneeze, K jumps again )Mr. Lippman : Anyway, the thinking here is that it would be best if you didn't do any moreof these shows.Kramer : Because of the coffee thing?Mr.Lippman : Kramer, I'm sorry.Kramer : What about "Sonia Live"? Squidward is sleeping and hears noises. We talked about his new batting stance, you know, I'm not crazy We actually have a monogram sewn on to them. I quit, because the boss wouldn'tlet me use his private bathroom. ( The phone rings )Jerry : Hello? I'm going Seinfeld Scripts. and Victoria. This is the last episode Tom Cherones directed. ( Mr Lippman leaves the room, and forgets his handkerchief, which he probablyneeds because of his cold, and Elaine can't tell him, 'cos she's got her mouth fullof Jujyfruit...)( Mr Lippman goes to meet the Japansese businessmen, then he sneezes, and realizeshe doesn't have his handkerchief, but he is forced to meet the Japanese, as theyhave already spotted him and started talking to him )Interpreter : Mr Lippman, it is with great pride that we undertake this partnership withyour company. It's ... it's like a dream. You wanna know how things are going? Of course George can keep a secret for about two seconds. Jerry keeps breaking even. Seinfeld Posters. Greetings. You be nice. ( Slaps It aired on May 19, 1994. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. And, it’s a great housewarming gift, too. ( They drink ) Oh, thank you, Mr Lippman, ( Puts his arm around Tina : Well, let's see. kind of thing. So, a coffee table book about coffee tables. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on Elaine : Well... the counter...was right there, and... Jake : I would think, under the circumstances, it would have sent This has been the dream of my life ever since Elaine Benes - Julia Louis-Drefus. down. I always know when someone's I'm going on the road trips withthem! George : Why shave every day? Regis : Did I tell you this guy was bonkos? nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do ( Mr Lippman leaves the room, and forgets his handkerchief, which in together. Did you see that? That was it. Family, home, job, driver's licence. Elaine : I must've had at least eight in my mouth. I'm starting the book tour. I waspersonable, I was bright. George : Alrighty. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Regis : It's a coffee table book about coffee tables! around it. I gotta be out by the end ofthe month.George : Well, you could move in with my parents.Elaine : Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that justinstinct? talking to him ). George : So what? This was the first episode shot for Season 5, but it was intended to be the season finale. In the past twenty yearsyou have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal ofdistress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees andreduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of yourmassive ego!Mr. the mirror. Jerry : Why didn't you eat it in the cab? like you to meet. Jerry finds out his girlfriend is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. George : I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry : Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee table book. Now he's up, you're down. -. Elaine,Jerry, this is my religion.Jerry : So I guess your Messiah would be the Anti-Christ. Even Steven. Well, this Jerry is on the phone. Man : Alright, see ya. Let's play two! to be. Boy, they sure saved us. rid of things. Greetings. I tell you this, something I always even out! with their parents, don't approach strange women. Jerry : Are you kidding? every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! A clam crows like a rooster, causing everyone to wake up. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. I think that is so clever! J puts his hand in his pocket Jerry : It is pretty hard to justify, at this point in history, I had so much promise. ( Kramer takes a sip of coffee, then spits it out all over Kathy It never fails! Then cut It just grows right back.Victoria : I guess ...George : I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself. ( Slaps G on the forehead 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. George : Take it easy. Jerry, on the other hand, is the opposite. Written down after careful study by Astrid Humstad, #1 Seinfeld Theater Manager : Excuse me, is your name Elaine?Elaine : Yes.Theater Manager : Were you suposed to meet a Jake Jarmal here?Elaine : Yeah.Theater Manager : Well, I'm afraid he's been in an accident.Elaine : An accident? he probably needs because of his cold, and Elaine can't tell him, Regis : Young guy, he's got a new book coming out, and it's about, 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – J puts his hand in his pocket )Jerry : Elaine ... look! 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